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Do you know how hard I worked for us to have accidental eye contact

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

lmao

Is that a baby!?

a baby that ain’t got boundaries 

He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn

Anderson Cooper

Bernie Sanded

Smoothie Sanders

Wtf I thought billionaires just worked 480x harder than every working class person capitalism is confusing :(

heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die

they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall

Claiming it ✨

shoes for sale, babies, never worn

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat