P.S., I am a witch

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

any other unsettling premonitions you’d like to share with the class?

Place: a Area

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

the children playing outside below my apartment are very seriously and passionately accusing each other of witchcraft

its plague times baby!!

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought