it’s dyke night, sweetie

rupaul: category is… succession, suc-sashay!

queen 1, wearing a fitted pantsuit and stilts: my outfit was inspired by cousin greg and i am LIVING for this moment. my pussy is on fire, just like my corporate documents!

carson cressley: white collar crime? more like white holla crime!

queen 2, wearing gerri’s dress from the sad sack wasp trap: girl, i am giving you head to toe gaystar boyco realness. i am showing the judges i am ready to be C-E-Hoe!

michelle visage: i wouldn’t mind holding HER stakes!

queen 3, wearing an inflatable pool floatie: i am serving jeremy strongza eleganza!

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

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POV you’re 12 and looking up an art tutorial for the first time and are about to internalize some deeply flawed information about human anatomy