sometimes quiet is violent

you are lovely. i promise.

are you fucking kidding me

hmm

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

you really need to hit play you just really do

for folks who can’t hear it, this angel leans up to the camera and makes little nasally grunting noises

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

capybaras are friend shaped

I love this post

mom shaped

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

have you been reading my fucking diary?

this i what i want in life

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

Yooo fucking this man. THIS.

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

do you love the colour of the sky

this is much better than the original.

He thinks he’s being all clever trying to sneak up on me. Bless him. 😍🙊 #pug #pugs

Omg KILL ME

Twenty One Pilots is weird bc Fairly Local is super intense and scary and they look so serious but when I went to their concert it ended really late bc Tyler wouldn’t stop thanking Josh for doing his laundry