STAY IN THE LINE, DANDELION

I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams

some of yall dont even have two braincells its the two worms in ur brain fighting and yer mistaking the friction of the tussle for a thought being formed

don’t you think Edward would have fun with modern slang and its double meanings, like saying Bella is cute by calling her a “snack” and then chuckling to himself for a couple decades 

ain’t nothing wrong with a little :3 sometimes

life is just a big game of diddy kong racing and i’m flying around in endless circles on a little airplane

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

i am so gentle and kind hearted

and stupid

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

hobbies include sitting on my bedroom floor being absolutely devastated by the fact that i have a physical form