your friendly neighorbhood trashcan

i know its been Years but i still truly cant get over the implication that LA gangs would both know about markiplier and also care enough about him for him to be a target

No, they did. I just stopped them

get turned small idiot 

i'm going to turn your carcass into a jello mold

Omg really

I HATE stories about people going spelunking STOP going into holes in the ground, mankind was NOT meant to go down there STOP it

i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

honestly i think it's so funny when doctors are like. know the RISKS of taking T. you will have MOOD SWINGS and become a VIOLENT and UNCONTROLLABLE creature who HOWLS at the MOON. it will turn you GAY. like i hate to say it guys but youve just invented male hysteria

HISteria ♂️💯

adhd is a bullshit disorder like i can’t clean my room to save my life because i’m Too Busy staring at a wall. what the fuck kind of shit is that.

Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances

Drip. Fuck you mean why

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.