when you n the boys are having some banter and the anime avi mutual rolls up

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

my fuckin dumb idiot sleep deprived head hitting the pillow after 39.4 hours of insomnia

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

Mutuals feel free to do this with me

Fellas, this township is turning into a real clownship.

Me right before being hanged during the salem witch trials

WE CAN REBUILD HIM

He can punch now

I actually watched that movie only two days ago

That’s great man.