I adore the stars and nicknames they give me

pull HIS hair. get HIM pregnant

A seahorse wrote this

im gonna flatten you with a cartoonishly large anvil

Thinking about full body scrunge

imagine being the guy who discovered microorganisms trying to explain to people that you promise there are millions of little secret guys on everything

it’s me mario

that was my super mario impression sorry if i scared you lol

i know it sounded exactly like super mario but it was just me please don’t be scared

avarice, insolence, decadence, lunacy, vanity, conceit, hysteria, envy, malice, rage would be good goth girl names

gay af for a man to be a surgeon. why your hands inside of another man?

oh you’re trying to save his life? because you love him?

Fully recovered from my stupid 2016-18 "horny people have no rights" phase and increasingly moving towards the serious position that society is actually not horny enough

Objectively correct