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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

this is what prank youtubers and content creators should have been doing this whole time instead of harassing minimum wage service employees at fast food restaurants

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

I remember my brother was watching Invincible at the same time that I was watching Severance and when we'd see each other we'd both be like "Did anything bad happen to Mark today?" And the answer was always "Yeah."