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hollanov is so beautiful to me because i see everything they see in each other & i completely understand why both of them are crazy about the other so no matter what's happening i'm winning and it's unbelievable. i'm ilya falling in love with shane's sincerity and his mannerisms and his pure talent and his eagerness to please and his repression and his big brown eyes and his heart on his sleeve and i'm shane falling in love with ilya's boldness and his smirk and his secretly enormous heart and his filthy mouth and his sad european eyes and the way he's both tender and mean when he fucks and i've never had a better time

now what does it mean to read fanfiction about the gay hockey show which is based on a book which was based on a fanfiction which was based on the avengers 2012 which was an adaptation of a comic book

A detail that so many reactors seem to miss is JJ casually calling Ilya a ‘cocksucking russian’ while Shane and the rest of the team watch the Raiders win the cup. It’s dismissed as a garden variety insult when it’s so homophobically charged, and such a clear indication that this is something Shane has had to deal with every day since he was 8, from people Shane considers to be his closest friends. Hurts my heart.

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

imagine being kind in 2026

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

nopilled notcore ain'tmaxxing won'tcel

tragic! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis only got an overly flowery summary! AND he had his lunch and everything ready to eat

soul crushing! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis actually did find one with well thought-out points but the narrator is so goddamn fucking annoying in how they talk and present information and the whole video is interspersed with unfunny memes!

Video Essayists were a lay priesthood common to the late American empire, whose primary function was to classify Toys as either ruined by woke, or secretly leftist.

Video Essayists are a diverse bunch, many of which also serve the function of explaining what media criticism even is, how analysis works and introduce people to progressive, even leftist ideas.

That's speculation. We only know of video essayists via archeological evidence. A burial mound in New Leningrad (formerly Brooklyn New York) features roughly a dozen skeletons sharing a single apartment, each curled around the remains of a Shure SM7B microphone.

"oh to be a fly on the wall" is such a funny way to express yearning to be present at an exclusive moment/event to me because it's like. i don't care if i'm an insignificant pest as long as i get to be involved. oh no human interaction for me thanks i just want to eavesdrop on you :)