Yeah, I got nothing.

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

These made me feel better

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to make designs out of these.

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

This is what they don’t teach us in English or history

Of course they keep getting cut in half to twist the truth, because that half-truth is what benefits society. Like, I’ve heard people use “blood is thicker than water” to excuse unhealthy family dynamics or shame people that like their friends more than their family, and I just roll my eyes because that phrase means the exact opposite of what they’re using it for.

not to be gay but gay

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

Is this a hint that we're gonna see my fuckboy child?

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour