Jess

im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018)

That’s it. That’s the movie.

You discover that the people you kill in video games gives you just as much bad karma as killing someone in real life.

well shit

Clearly, to the crows, we’re the pets.

AU where Bella doesn’t TELL Edward that she knows, she just strolls into lunch one day and goes “hey guys, I’ve got a question for the table. Just for funsies, you know, just totally off the top of my head. Would you fuck a vampire, yes or no? I vote Yes.” And then stares across the cafeteria without blinking while Edward chokes.

Why was this not the plot of the story?

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit