deutschbag

spy naturally walks quietly and as such has a habit of accidentally sneaking up on people and jumpscaring them

“right behind you”‘’s people when asking if they took out the trash

tf2 themed drag queen named Anita Dispenser

that wave of 2014-18 neosexualities that could be boiled down to "straight but weird about it"

i really do believe that the answer to a lot of people's self hatred is not to try and reassure them that they are wonderful and okay and enough, but instead to remind them theyre a completely unremarkable regular ass person who is not the center of the universe or especially important so why would they expect themselves to be some superhuman savior. like there really is a kernel of out of control self importance at the heart of thinking youre an evil lazy piece of shit. because why would you expect you be anything but just like some guy. if you wouldnt expect the guy who works at the vape shop or your mailman or whatever to be able to do something then why would you expect yourself to? youre just some random ass person. its fine

I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel