T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

“emasculating” is a euphemism for “demeaning in a way only women should have to suffer”

i'm close ☹️

“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

i can hear thunder rumbling way in the distance. so mad. some undeserving fools out there are experiencing rain and thunder and are probably complaining about it. can her cowardly ass get over here. i need the temperature to drop considerably and i need rain and wind. bitch. get over here. cloud. storm cloud. get over here. you yes you. come here. right here. go here. leave those people alone come here. i'll treat you right. rain upon me. rain upon me. leave them. come here. gather your layers. you can make it scary i dont mind. you can make it dark and scary. please i need rain. i need you. storm cloud rain cloud. listen to me. can you hear me? listen to me. come here. storm cloud. rain i need rain. make the air cooler and wetter please

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

puttering around the house is an underrated form a self-care. make some tea or coffee. put on a podcast. sort the mail. tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. start the laundry. thaw some soup. just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. who cares if you get distracted or only do a little. you aren't being productive. you're puttering.