Mimics N' Creatures

Nodiffing Gideon with this spell felt amazing

I have landed this in PvP and it is pretty funny to onetap gamers with it

someone on the elden ring subreddit asked if radahn knows who we are when we meet him at the gate of divinity and the answer is "yes" because miquella identifies us as the "champion of the festival". but this also raises a funny point: from radahn's perspective, you kill him, he comes back to life for a few hours in a land separated from the rest of reality by magic, and yet you immediately walk through the door to kill him again.

There are two ways things go when I check something before correcting someone online: 1) I find I am completely correct and the arc of history bends to my will 2) I find I actually did not have the whole history and incorporate new knowledge into my righteousness and thus the arc of history bends to my will. In conclusion: the arc of history bends to my will

yeah sorry boss i can't come into work today, yes, ye- yeah. it's the pursuer again, yeah he appeared outside the front gate an- yeah, in a mass of black fog. and he tried to use cursed impale on me so i got back in my car and left

Town-building sim set in a post-soulslike milieu where you recruit villagers by prying environmental storytelling skeletons off of giant spikes and rehabilitating them. All skeletons initially look the same and they don't recover the ability to talk until you're several hearts deep, so you have to infer what kind of villager you're recruiting purely from their associated environmental storytelling skeleton clues.