Bonjour!

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

(blows up a data center) the pope sends his regards

can you put that thing on a leash?

so weird leftists don't call out big food more remember when nestlé was responsible for over 10 million infant deaths in low and middle income countries i do

report

or the death and disease they have meticulously inflicted on the most vulnerable of brazil while undermining public health policy and education

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books