Meep Merp

i have never seen a video that more perfectly captures exactly who i am as a person

Me.

I will never not reblog this

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN

suddenly-oranges now i am scared of you

If I had a nickel for every time I was tagged in this

You could have your own “Actual Cannibal” parody going. Like your name is close enough to “Shia surprise!”

The new Jurassic Park remake looks hilarious

Omg

Squad Goals

It's a shiney....

Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters

yo ok what she said my bad

That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet

Tumblr, you’ve done it.

They have men’s basketballs, women’s basketballs, and youth sized basketballs. Just like they have different sized footballs for different ages.

Equality does not mean everyone gets the same thing because we are all inherently different. Equality is recognizing differences and making sure everyone gets the same opportunity based on those differences, which isn’t always “equal”.

REBLOG THIS, YOU MAY NEVER SEE A DISPUTE THIS CALM AGAIN

…adults??? On tumblr?