never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

"theres nothing wrong with cake for breakfast" -my fat girlfriend

In this house, we appreciate and respect anyone's choice to get pregnant, not get pregnant, or stop being pregnant at any time. Btw. In case that wasn't clear.

💕 The thought of someone who is fat and pregnant and revered. Able to strut waddle about in the buff nude, baring the whole of their gorgeous body, every lascivious curve, for the masses to worship~

It's actually imperative that you are open and proud of your attraction to fat people and bodies

The Linea Nigra is the ultimate happy trail

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

being a mutual isn’t enough. i need you so deep inside me that you can’t help but let out a little moan

It’s still wild to me how other people share niche turn-ons such as pregnant bellies growing rapidly and struggling to hold off from giving birth into tight-fitting clothes. Like what do you mean you’re into that too, surely that’s just my weird little thing…

If pregnancy wasn't meant for men, then why does the word 'impregnation' contain 'mpreg', hmm?