Mike's Tumblog

It’s very romantic to imagine that the Bronze Age collapse happened due to the mysterious sea people but I personally like the theory that a lot of these complicated civilizations fell apart due to overcomplicated bureaucracy imploding in on itself. 

How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat

age regresses by 1 second to before the bullet hit me

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

Average soda in Germany

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

one thing I love about American English is that we don’t even try with French words, we just full send it. croissant. yeah that’s uhhhhh cris aunt.

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit