That Anon With The Glasses

Thanks for tagging me @asofspades and @kodzukenan. I don't have a Spotify playlist so I'm going to YouTube and randomly choose one of the music mixes instead (turns out all the songs are J-pop lol).

Puppet - Natori

Absolute Zero - cover by Rusui (original by Natori)

Charles - cover by Ado (original by Balloon/Keina Suda)

Mephisto - cover by Jakusansei (original by Queen Bee)

God-ish - cover by Gero (original by PinnochioP)

Always Be With You XD - cover by Yoshino (original by Tatsuya Kitani)

Monitoring - cover by Unnämed (original by DECO*27)

Tensai - KANON69

Serenade - cover by B-0 (original by Natori)

Ghost Avenue - Eve

Deezer doesn't have a repeat playlist, so I'll use the "My top July" playlist instead

1. Why Can't This Be Easy - Red Vox

2. The Robots (2009 remaster) - Kraftwerk

3. The Thinking Animal - The New Wing

4. Little Fang - Avey Tare's Slasher Flicks

5. The Bold Arrow Of Time - Tame Impala

6. D:contamination - Man or Astro-Man?

7. Dance Floor Cold War - TWRP

8. Rosetta Stoned - TOOL

9. Space Song - Beach House

10. Fluorescent Wonder - Pipe-eye

ALL-pressure tags (sike):

1. Walk like an Egyptian - Chipmunks On 16 Speed

2. Doubt Comes In - HadesTown (2010 concept album)

3. Rule #7 Angel Tango - Fish In A Birdcage

4. You're Mine - DAgames

5. No. 3 - Cosmo Sheldrake

6. Wytches' Brew - Omnia

7. nono - foodhouse

8. My Sharona - Chipmunks On 16 Speed

9. Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance

10. F The World - The Nourthern boys

Uhhh I really dont know that many people im just gonna tag some mutuals, absolutely ZERO pressure @mrkaset @miles-deerbun @melodyatyourservice @incertae-sedis-41 @ozz-ball

Ok, here's my list:

Starship trooper - Yes

Me gusta ese tajo - Pescado rabioso

Chores - Animal Collective

La voz de los '80 - Los prisioneros

El árbol de mi casa - Carmencita Lara

Preso en mi ciudad - Patricio Rey y su redonditos de ricota

N.G.R.I. (Bloodstain) - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

We two - Paul McCartney

El día de mi suerte - Willie Colón y Héctor Lavoe

Mutilated lips - Ween

1. Satanic Deathlust - Urgehal

2. Deathmask - Exhumed

3. Diemotherfuckerdie! - Twiztid

4. My World - Descendents

5. If You Leave - Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark

6. A Divine Proclamation of Finishing the Present Existence - Last Days of Humanity

7. The Slow Kill in the Cold - Silencer

8. Fucking Your Ghost In Chains of Ice - Leviathan

9. Quintessence - Darkthrone

10. Prosthetics - Slipknot

@seniorsweatysocks @faulty-tiv @loverman6999 & @puksomething-ing123

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(i dont have a playlist)

Lazy Confessions - The Moldy Peaches

Talking in your Sleep - The Romantics

Monkey Man - Toots and the Maytals

Good Boy - Dogbite

Bonfire - Childish Gambino

Special Brew - Bad Manners

She Wants Me (to Be Loved) - The Happy Fits

Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn - Evelyn Evelyn

Burning Down the House - Talking Heads

Making Plans for Nigel - XTC

1.- 1990 (Mil Nueve Noventa) - Soda Stereo

2.- Nutshell - Alice in Chains

3.- TQBF (ELECTRIC HEX) META REMIX - MetaHumanBoi

4.- Dead Man - Self

5.- soon - my bloody valentine

6.- Lagtrain - Inabakumori

7.- My Way - Frank Sinatra

8.- BANANA SHAKE (SPED UP)

9.- Salir De La Melancolía - Serú Girán

10.- Sleepless Nights - Crusher-P

but idk

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

I’m Dwayne Johnson, and this is my best friend, lover, soulmate Mark.  We met at a cheeseburger social for uneducated youths in the Pittsburgh area.  We shook hands, talked some small talk…then fireworks happen.  We hung out at the condo I used to live in on third street.  It started out as any other night, then he complained about a small rash on his behind.  This lead to me cleaning the rim of his asshole with the tip of my tongue.  It took 2 hours to get that thing clean enough for me to eat out of.  Which, I did.  I sprayed Cheez Kool (I couldn’t afford Cheez Wiz because of my expensive condo) inside his colon and sucked the chocolate cheesecake out. 

Over that long (but it felt so short!) summer, we experimented so much.  I gutted his taint hair completely off using but only my bottom teeth and my sheer swallowing power.  He sucked the cum out of my penis so hard that the skin of my scrotum collapsed and conformed to the exact shape of my testicles.  I felt like a craisin in the sun and had to refrain from sexual activities or urinating for three days.  During that period of time, I shoved a cherry pepper in his ass and left it there for a week to ferment.  Then, I used this newly Mark fermented pickled pepper in my chef salad.

We did plenty more…from urethra insertion to drunk blumpkins.  But he had to return to his hometown of Santa Fe…and I vowed to always remember him.  I’ll never forget the summer of ‘69.

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if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@cleradin7 @paws-in-snow @wheelrsgrl @sweetstatic @munsonsbunni @bandagedthoughtsblog @0nlybitt3r4may @danielleluv @urmamasmatcha @marinapunkrocker @pinkolve

i genuinely love my moots SO much

@wheelrsgrl @vurbenaa @quoththewarlock @0nlybitt3r4may @gleekluver @voidreynolds @teacup-thoughts @cocteaucicochico @zombiegrains @byleriskillingme @mythicstargirl @ghits-and-shiggles @notthesharpesttoolxo @lilyyyyy08 @secretlifeofsombr @babybyers08132 @lynn-is-definitely-sane @carameliee

@dontmentionitseriouslyy @starcrossedl0vv @secretlifeofsombr @0nlybitt3r4may @counterstr1ke @disiscami @wolfhardzzlxt @wheelersbinder @ela2sombr @thequeerlerfamily @uyucream @imonsomanylists @ibarelyknowval @ibarelyknower @oohgeminii @prnztar @printer-reads-505 @pissylivvie @aubreylovesombr @abigailistuck @doublewheelrr @dustymerlin @flutteringfluttershy @freaksombussy @geminizmoonz @gyattmaster2002 @k-a-n65 @lettersfromtheocean @lynn-is-definitely-sane @zombiejuuls @xo-zozo @vurbenaa @babybyers08132 @brunettebombshell72 @badomensgoodomens @muchlovemads @mikes-sorcerer

@bonniestxrniolo @americanadolls @teacup-thoughts @grandioseviolence @bonniestxrniolo @euaphoricdollie @sacrificemelamb @bunnymoser @reidloverr @h0lym01y @alishifter @fawnacrossthemultiverse @hotchnerss @juicyfinetree @unevensosa

-> also might tag some people i follow that don’t follow me cause istg i always think everyone already follows me ok. so treat this as blog appreciation even if you don’t follow me i see you on my dash A LOTTT.

@wundermunches @marsupialmartini @iamanewvagina101 @transfemme-shelterdog @theresnodoh

@jazzythesilly @thatfangirlwiththeglasses

@phalaropus-lobatus @tuckmaster3000