As a lifelong faggot, I’ve never understood why sports teams don’t have team faggots. If we lived in a world that wasn’t less rigid about sex and recognized faggots for what they are, imagine how awesome that would be for everyone!
Of course faggots like me would be thrilled and would happily spend our lives openly serving, worshipping, and obeying Men. But the most important benefit would be for Men. In such a world, Men would have free and unfettered access to warm wet holes on demand.
Had a stressful day at work? Sit back and let Your house fag suck Your cock until You explode down its throat.
Have a big game coming up and want Your players to be relaxed and play with clear heads? Tag in the team faggot to serve up its holes for the Team to enjoy, use, and abuse.
Buddies coming over for poker night? Order some faggots to swing by to suck dick and swallow piss so You don’t have to pause the game whenever Somebody has a full bladder.
Bored on a Sunday and want to be entertained? See how far You can push and humiliate a faggot before it (and if) breaks.
Need to nut but You’re at the beach? Head over to the public gloryholes (available at most public restrooms) and pump a load into a faggot’s fagcunt.
Sadly, this isn’t the world in which we live (though it could’ve been had we not attached so much weight to sex and sexuality), so for now faggots serve Men in secret.
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