All kinds of tree rot

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

GEM’S FRIGGIN FACE LMAO

Fellas is it gay to obsess over another man for 20 years until you have them in your sights but because they spared your life a day ago you choose to spare theirs and then you can't process how to live in a world that's morally grey instead of the Black and White you've understood it to be for all these years so you sing a song about how he's changed you and then throw yourself off a dam to perish

I know it’s confusing, because I’m from Chicago, but when I tell people I’m a big bears fan and I’m rooting for the bears, this is what I mean.

The first man on the left is the original Big Bachelor. And the two after him are his clones with his dominant and recessive genes respectively (Also known as Solid Bachelor and Liquid Bachelor.) And the last man on the right is Venom Bachelor, who has no genetic relation to the Big Bachelor but was surgically altered to look like the Big Bachelor and was brainwashed into believing that he is the Big Bachelor. 

Just Little Socialism Things #13: Inheritance is much more fair, equitable and all-around excusable (you can’t help it! it isn’t your fault!) than making money through labor of any sort.

I actually worked with someone who “refused to participate in capitalism” as praxis. They meant their parents paid all their bills.

Amazing.

in my heyday i was the "one-two punch of library card owners and now look at me. they wont even let me in