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Marinette: Luka is jUsT A fRIenD, I TOTALLY don't think he's hot and considerate, I can't love other boys because 2/3rds of my personality is about crushing on Adrien Agreste, and Kagami is a BITCH because she's dating Adrien Ag---oh wait actually Kagami is adorable and I love her and I will be the best friend to her on the planet---NO I'M NOT GAY FOR HER WHERE WOULD YOU GET THAT IDEA SHE'S JUST SUPER PRETTY AND COMPETENT---

Kagami: Mother says I should always pursue the best, and she also says Adrien is the best, therefore I will pursue Adrien. Okay, Adrien is now dating me but still seems to have lingering attachments to someone or something else. Actually wait, I think I do like him as a friend, but also I am extremely gay for his adorable classmate Marinette who is crushing on him, and he seems unbothered by this? Oh, that is because he also likes her and is too dense to notice. Well. This is unfortunate, but I think a good friend would sacrifice her personal happiness to get them together. . . . . . Luka who?

Adrien: I mean, the love of my life is always gonna be Ladybug, but Kagami seems intent on dating me and so do our parents, and I DO care about her. . . Maybe I can get over My Lady if I date Kagami instead! Oh, and Marinette is a really good friend wing-manning for us like this. Hey Kagami isn't Marinette the greatest? What, no she's just a friend! Yeah, I'd love to invite her on all our dates, I'm so glad my friend and my girlfriend are getting along :). Oh. Oh Kagami broke up with me. Well damn. Can't say I blame her, I'm not a great boyfriend. Man, maybe I should talk to this Luka guy about it, he gives good advice. Wait, why is he pushing me towards Marinette? Isn't he in love with her? What?

Doodle that's very super loosely based of this precious ask: