completely clueless

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

Isn't this the plot of Date Everything???

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

I’ve sent this to so many people today and I giggle each time all over again.

That poor guy. Must've been quite the shock. 🤣 I hope he got his bike back eventually. And didn't drown.

most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else

this post has been very fun for me because I rarely post anything that's not like, specific to my fandoms yk but now I get to see everybody tagging this with their favorite traumatized guys and it's cool