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there is an urban legend that has never been verified, you have to believe in it like you do santa claus or the easter bunny. you don't see them, but if you do in your heart it's true. this urban legend involves a japanese gore movie; in the field of gore films they were making real headway in the 80s, much gnarlier, they abandoned the need to have a moral or anything, and there was one called guinea pig in japan, it was very gory. the makers of guinea pig said what if we made a second one, but made it even worse, right, so they titled the second one guinea pig two flower of flesh and blood, which set in a motion a chain of events resulting in me writing a song about this movie, because guinea pig two flower of flesh and blood is for me utter catnip, right? so they made this movie, you couldn't really get it in the us, if you knew someone who imported vhs and had a player that could play internationals, you might be able to see it. most people just heard about it, read about it in fangoria. but as the legend goes, a young actor named charlie sheen got a hold of it. now at this time in charlie's life, he wasn't walking the straight and narrow path all the time. he liked, and i can't confirm this really, but the rumor is that he liked large amounts of cocaine and other things, and might also have a liquor cabinet nearby to make it easier on your stomach (laughs). and so, he saw this movie, right? in the 70s, the notion of the snuff movie itself, also an urban legend, had been alive in people who grew up in those years, and charlie, as high as god, is screening this for himself and he sees it and he says i have to save these people, and he calls the fbi. that's the legend, this is called charlie sheen reaches out to the feds.

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i read the magazines somebody brought

i will be at columbus tonight giving out bracelets! i don’t have a ton 😅 but still come say hi if you see me! i’m white, 5ft tall, will be wearing the blue accurate prophecies and songs about tropical fruit vol. 2 shirt and a mask once inside!

now i’m 13 and no one takes me seriously

your grownup teeth, they don’t grow back

gentlemen, the camera doesn’t lie

phantoms in the early dark, canaries in the mines