Texts From The Avatar

Lin: (609): It began the way the best stories do- with some naive jackasses in a place they had no business being at. [Korra and Naga in Republic City]

Ty Lee: (408): I was surrounded by hairy balls all alone.

Iroh to Zuko and Jet: (403): Define ‘illegal’. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.

Korra: (808): So unmotivated today. (808): Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.

(813): She’s next.

Bolin: (803): Crashed the mayor’s bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.

Kuvira: (858): They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while

(801):  So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?

Izumi and Kya II: (727): We are literally scheduling phone sex... If that’s not long distance af then I don’t know what is

Sokka to Katara (about Aang): (816): You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.

I don’t know whether you mean Katara’s mother or daughter, but I can try to include at least one of each in the near future.

Ikki: (757): I have demons in me.

Mai: (778): I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"

Korra to Tahno: (586): Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy

Iroh: (502): if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserve it

Mako: (724): You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.