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fuck this *closes the lid of my coffin*

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

a bad caption will make me turn away from even the most beautiful image

if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins

due to personal reasons *screams in the middle of a forest*

Holding hands in the car, and they occasionally raise your hand up to kiss it. Reblog if you agree

girl a cold glass of milk will have me gulping and moaning like an expensive victorian whore

i didnt say that.

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

weird people are essential to the ecosystem

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

sharing fruit snacks call that redistribution of welchs

i wish i was 12 and someone just gave me a barnes and nobles gift card for my bday

what is it about men’s hands. i’m serious. they..

if you live in the US please stay home on inauguration day (wednesday, january 20th) unless you absolutely have to be somewhere. the fbi has confirmed that far right extremists, like the ones who attacked the capitol, plan to instigate violence everywhere on inauguration day. please stay home. stay safe.

firefighters arrive at an apartment complex going up in flames, parked nearby is a truck identical to theirs, only colored blue. “shit!” the battalion chief yells. “the firehelpers are already here, cmon we gotta hurry!”

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you