creative title

Oh fuck I forgot I’m stupid *goes and lays in the street*

Tchaikovsky was inspired to create the piece, ‘Swan Lake’ after watching the film, ‘Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)’. Close friends of Tchaikovsky reported him saying it was, “one of the most emotionally thrilling and aesthetically divine” films he’d ever seen.

(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

two bros.. chillin in Antarctica… five feet apart ‘cause one of them might be The Thing

people that own chickens are trustworthy

chickens own themselves

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

Is it ok if i swear?

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

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yes go on

im nervous

fu…

fuc

fuck.

fuck

fuck!

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

Snail but with no shell

Oh those is then ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ slurms

a what

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

mankind? No. man mean

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.