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@texasguinan
I hereby declare war on anyone using passive voice in my general direction in a professional setting. If you make more money than I do and behave in that manner in an effort to avoid accountability, I also reserve the right to have big opinions about your grandmother, children, and dog.
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RESULTS FOR: DACA RENEWAL
Not like any of us have money to spare, and goodness knows we have more than enough causes to give to, but if you have felt helpless about the DACA news, this is one direct way to help.
This is a very dynamic list so keep refreshing, and PLEASE force-load all pages per the button at the bottom. The default sorts the page “By Popularity,” which means organizations with good support rise to the top, while individuals who are scrambling for themselves without community or org support are down the list.
I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car
Probably had the only peace and quiet she’ll ever have for the rest of her life.
She read spell theory, ate only the delicious Every Flavor Beans after spending the summer working out the charm to reveal the flavors without having to taste them, gave Pansy Parkinson a butt boil to make Ginny laugh through pre-Sorting Hat jitters, and daydreamed about her ideal dorm companion to make up for missing Harry & Ron’s boy dorm shenanigans. She settled on a half-Kneazle, half-tabby, problem-solving cat.
I’ve had boobs a REALLY long time and I still don’t understand bra sizes.
I used to think this, but......... I have bras with 8″ of underwire in a 12″ space. I have bras in the same size from the same fucking company purchased at the same time, but one band is too loose to keep my boobs in place and the other is seriously tight - because they didn’t adjust for wildly different fabrications. And let’s not get me started on the BULLSHIT that is putting the same 3″ piece of plastic “boning” in the side of a C cup and H cup bra, or giving those 2 bras the same 3 hook and eye closers in the back. And so on, and so on.
So I’m convinced the problem isn’t that the vast majority of titty-wearers are dumb, it’s that bra makers are lazy about bra architecture. And they’re going to keep being lazy so long as some of us have to cough up $50 minimum just to put our boobs in ANY bra that claims to be the appropriate size regardless of its actual quality.
/raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant
ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN ON KINDLE
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Time for a real life update:
I do realize that this makes me An Official Internet Old, but I’m gonna need everyone who appreciates the hilarity of this to come sit by me at the Late Aughts Fameball Followers table. Thank you for being TRASH HUMANS during my grad school years, Julia Allison, Kari Ferrell, etc. Bless you for providing try-hard shenanigans that reliably cleansed me of document explicating, book review, and term thesis related writers block. I miss those days, I truly do. Now I’m left to channel all of my hate into my JOB, UGH.
surreal decadence florine stettheimer @ the jewish museum 7/25
in this house we stan alex guarnaschelli
If I worked out, I would have more time to catch up on podcasts.
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who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t know she’s not mom’ing hard enough
@aubreydrakegrahamvevo my mom’s celebrity crush is also Shemar Moore! What secret mom powers does he have?
To my deep chagrin, my mother’s is Mick Jagger
Gregory Peck 5Evah but also Tom Selleck and, weirdly, Ben Afflack in Argo because he looked like handsome men from back in her day.
Shemar Moore, Robert Downey Jr, any attractive man that has been on a crime TV show Used to be Tom Selleck and Harrison Ford
My very (politically) progressive Mama’s flexible gun stance is 50% West Texas invasive varmints and 50% Tom Selleck. In general though, tall, dark, and hairy is her thing. This is why she’s been married to a sandy haired nerd from West Virginia for 40 years, thereby giving her daughters 0 weird feels about settling. AHEM. Meanwhile, my brother and I have been threatening to start a tally of every time she wonders aloud what John Quinones would look like with a mustache for at least a decade.
My other mom, @blissandzen ‘s Lady K, would march herself straight into Azkaban tits out for Sam Elliott or Nathon Fillion (or sugar, but that’s a different topic).
I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first
I love Sweet Home Oklahoma so very, very much that I’m kinda protective of it. This is my cohort; this band of unabashed liberal, smart, mouthy, ambitious, deeply co-dependent people makes perfect sense to me. Josh is why I packed my shit and fucked off to Nashville. Pumps is every woman in my gene pool save me and my best cousin, who is unquestionably Jennifer. I’m definitely not Lee at all, so I’ve become convinced that some hateful 4th friend who knows better than to put her messy life and f-bomb habits on TV is in the background making sure nobody’s bra strap shows.
This is the space where I get to the point, but I don’t have one.
“too much garlic” is a myth other flavors invented so that we’d care about them
Put this on my grave
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Free Curve to the Point - Accompanying Sound of Geometric Curves by Vasily Kandinsky via Modern and Contemporary Art
Medium: Ink on paper
Rogers Fund, 1970 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY
http://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/480895
Y’all! I just fell down the very greatest YouTube rabbit hole: Bette Davis on talk shows in the late 1980s promoting her tell-all and being brazenly 40 years past her last half-hearted attempt at giving a fuck. Here, watch her wipe the floor with Phil Donahue.
Hateful old women are my favorite.
