GASPEDAL

if you dislike me or my posts i would recommend using some kind of weapon against me

me after I’ve been awake for 34 hours: I could easily be a realtor. I’m fake. I love to walk around the house.

hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time

love it how cats dilate their pupils to indicate it’s time to be Fucking Stupid. wish i could do that

girl help i’m romanticizing situations

Y'all follow me after one good post and then you get stuck with nonsense

attacka you with a branch

attacka

attacka

fucking kill and smasha you on a rock

when me and my friends were kids we’d play yugioh by drawing cards from our decks and putting them next to each other and the kid that drew the card with the cooler art won

this is how I read tarot cards

heart shaped halo

god guys wearing jewelry is just hot like... I know it’s bare minimum but... an ear piercing??? Some rings???? A nose piercing????? Thank you for your service

Mutuals i am sitting next to you putting the sticker from the fruit im eating on your hand as a subtle act of intimacy because i love and cherish you

microdosing on vulnerability by saying 'yeah..........' in the tags of poems i rb that i identify with