THEY KEEP ADDING MORE STAGES OF GRIEF BEFORE I'VE FINISHED THE JOURNEY

atleast we have megan thee stallion. at the end of the day atleast we have her

hey bro can i bum a moment so true and tender

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

ive said it before but please continue to boycott starbucks until they finalize a fair contract with the union or at the very least stop making their workers inhale silica powder for the stupid ass blended refreshers. i know a girl who was out sick for a week with respiratory issues from ts

surely another trinket will cure me

The chugging of a sacred beer

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

New research indicates 2 cups of black tea a day can increase human lifespan by up to ten million years