Tetsuma

did you just call me a “queen”? the thing that killed princess diana? 

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

how do people get over things i have never gotten over anything in my entire life

what the fuck was i on last night

Peaceful, apparently

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🌳………. 🦕

🌳……. 🦕

🌳… 🦕

🌳🦕 🦖

🌳🦕 🦖

🌳🦕 🦖

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

worms when it rains

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

guy who’s terrible at sucking dick but he had a bad childhood so you have to grade on a curve because otherwise you’d make him sad and he’s already had a hard enough life

moms be like dress feminine for this special occasion or i will fucking kill you

pussy so weird it scared me and i had to get picked up

chillin but also seconds away from bursting into tears