«Vriska Coded»

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,

joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit

The JLLM is cooking today oml

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

I knooooow I look like a teacher's pet I knoooooooooow I look like a brown-noser and a suckup but I can't help it I genuinely enjoy team building exercises and get-to-know-you games, I love going to work parties and solving riddles and learning about my coworkers it is enrichment for me

I hate coming off as a fucking loser nerd kissing the boss's ass but othing nothing nothing nothing is worse than being at a meeting of 20+ grown ass adults stonefaced refusing to engage with a simple meaningless task while one tiny dork in charge desperately scrambles for a lifeline, like come on guys she's dying why can't we do two truths and a lie instead of paperwork why can't we play wastebasket paperball for ten goddamn minutes. Sure its corporate bullshit but there's free muffins and everything. Do you not enjoy crossword puzzles. Did word searches kill your grandma

“nobody wants to work anymore” and then you get autorejected by the AI reading your resume before it ever reaches a human because it doesn’t contain the right buzzword. “nobody wants to work anymore” and you have to submit a cover letter but you get instantly rejected anyway for answering a question the wrong way. no they won’t tell you what the right way is. “nobody wants to work anymore” but companies are posting fake job postings to look like they’re growing to impress investors. “nobody wants to work anymore” but you get ghosted only to be rejected six months later by an automated email. “nobody wants to work anymore” I hope you are ejected into the void of space

im selling fake weed carts outside of dashcon 2 next year