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I have other blogs. It's pretty easy to figure out who it is if I reblog from you. I'm just annoying & you're not allowed to know I have a kitchen.

I live under a rock, and I like it. It's a very comfy rock. Most of my tags run double duty when I'm not talking to myself. I'm in a relationship with a fellow tumblrina.

Anyways! Enjoy scrolling and remember to hydrate or diedrate :^]

Title: your catfish friend by Richard Brautigan; image: Parent and Child by Ayumu Matsuoka.

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#fishposting #eng #decay exists as an extant form of life #shrimposting #textiles #houseposting #cavecore #snailposting #frogposting #carposting #trainposting #my kitchen

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weepingwidar

Jacobien de Rooij (Dutch, 1947) - Rockpool (Foam) (2019)

alonewildbird

does anyone want to see my leprosy flowchart

alonewildbird

my simplified (yes really) attempt at diagramming the tsaarat diagnosis and resolution in leviticus 13. i spent so long on it for an essay that it didn't even end up mattering for.

circusheart

IT IS NOT THE AGE OF MAMMALS. IT IS THE AGE OF ANGIOSPERMS

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we need a word for hotel-stay-induced spiritual ennui

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Hysterical pregnancy is kind of the best/worst of both worlds, isn't it?

#my kitchen #the second someone takes this seriously I will turn reblogs off lmao

shrimp-purgatory

I have been reminded of my favorite car review of all time. I encourage even non-car enthusiasts to read it.

shrimp-purgatory

Truly the car of all time.

#my kitchen #carposting

I have been reminded of my favorite car review of all time. I encourage even non-car enthusiasts to read it.

#my kitchen #carposting

trangoldin

homunculus-argument

Besides the obvious like having financial security, being able to support your community and take care of friends and family, the whole "money doesn't bring happiness" bullshit is still bullshit because even if we only look at it from "buying frivolous trinkets" point of view, there's so many fun things I'd get myself commissioned just for shits and giggles.

For one, I'd get my dental layout scanned and then use the 3d model of my teeth to commission a giant pair of pincers where the cutters are replaced with a life-sized metal recreation of my teeth. I would use these to press bite marks on all sorts of things that a human being physically could not bite into, and emotionally would not want to.

For no other reason than to fuck with people. Just so they can see a very obviously human bite mark on something and wonder how the fuck did someone bite a goddamn brick wall, and why would anybody do that.

penpaladinjules

You know how sometimes you didn’t know a thing could exist, but once you realize it COULD, then you DESPERATELY WANT IT?

bisexual-engineer-girl

I can probably program and CNC mill that. DM me

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achillesinhighheels

I'm a private person. Yes, l post whatever | want on the internet. But also live a life you really don't know nothing about.

dollsahoy

I thrifted the ~purple~ plaid print cotton to use for Halloween things, but I just want to share what a nice coordinate it is with this thrifted tree print cotton

#textiles

pissvortex

Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…

sequids-remade

brucemanimean-batwayne

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

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sana-kan

eddieintheocean

having a strop in the slop

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