Winchester Appreciation For Life

Devil: Ah, how beautiful you are today. The state of your body, your spirit... That is what stokes my desire and fills me up! Jeanne: Satan! Devil: So they call me. Now, my wife. Tell me what you want. Ill give you anything. What do you want to do?Jeanne: Something bad. Devil: What? Jeanne: Anything... so long as it's bad. Devil: Good answer! That's the Jeanne I know! Now give me your womb, Jeanne, Your soul... And take what I have to give!

Devil: That's right! But I'm also the one who saved you. Jeanne: Saved me?

Devil: [the devil laughing] You're mine now. Your body, your soul. Jeanne: Lies! My soul belongs to Jean... and to God. Devil: You beautiful fool. Still you resist me, even when you're beneath the rod! You're mine already, but I want you to accept me of your own free will. I also want your heart and soul. Otherwise, he will... Jeanne: This flesh, this rotting flesh, l'll give it to you if it will save Jean. [the devil kisses Jeanne. Jeanne: But not my soul. I will never give you my soul! Devil: [the devil laughing. Very well then. Hang onto it for a bit longer. [the devil rapes Jeanne]

Devil: Jeanne, since the day you were born into this world, you were my friend, my ally. You and I have been destined for one another because of your wicked heart and devilish charm.

dean has insane madonna-whore complex

"I want to kiss a girl and maybe date her"

-anonymous

Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.

Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)

I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)

YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)

The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)

The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)

The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)

It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)

Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???

To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)

sam agreed only to prove dean wrong. he busies himself with cleaning his shotgun near the desk in their motel room. a while later, sam begins feeling feverishly hot and his dick's hard in his boxers, but he'd rather die than tell dean. but dean figured it out anyways, teasing sam upon seeing the shift in his body language.

he decides to torture sam by palming him through his jeans, but urging sam to continue cleaning the gun, and to pay no mind to him. when sam's finally done cleaning the gun, he pretty much lets dean drag him to the bed, feeling relieved when he finally frees his dick from the confines of his boxers.