terribletoiny

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

Modern poetry at its finest

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly

d e s t r o y e d

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

I want to watch the whole thing.

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

…⚓️😈

behold, a man

Dinosaur

when you forget your towel and have to run to your room butt ass naked

nothing like a microwave timer to remind u that ur perception of time is shit

u set that fucker to 45 seconds, go to grab something from another room thinking ur food will be done when u get back, u get back and its’ like 31 seconds left

or you set it to 5 minutes, go to sit down, and it beeps as soon as you sit

so like why did spiderman get to have the opportunity to not feel so good but everyone else just died instantly

Spider sense. He felt it coming

how the fuck does spidey sense even work though

He actually has a lot of spiders as his muscles and bones, and they started disintegrating inside him first, and thus the collective Spiders man felt bad

gonna b honest this makes the most sense out of all the other explanations ive been given so i accept this one

Me in the winter

Please do not miss the tiny socks

WHAT NOOO HOW DID I MISS THAT

30 second Ads that can’t be skipped make me dislike the company instead of want their product