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@terrible-gf-quotes
Okay, so, update. We broke up. We’re still on good terms, but I realized I might be aromantic and that made it a little draining to try to remain in a romantic relationship the more I realized it. If Whizdom will ever post the quotes we have in drafts, then we will probably still have this blog and update it, as we’re still close friends. Will probably change the blog url and such, though.
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I have 26 drafts that I’m waiting for Whizdom to tag. I’m waiting to see how long it will take for her to notice. Sorry for the hiatus but this is funny to me in ways I cannot describe.
-Mod Patience
Number 62
”I am back from deep tub diving.”
Whizdom: How was it?
“Wet.”
Whizdom: Any sea monsters?
“ME. Opens gaping maw.”
Mod Whizdom Speaks
hey just wanted to let all four of our followers know about some big changes! first of all, she is only holding me hostage informally. it began when she asked me out a year ago! second of all, she’s a mod here because she knows more about her thought process than me and can more easily jot stuff down than my adhd butt lol
so some systems in place:
whizdom is writing the tags! we’ll be linking up a full taglist at some point :)
the posts are split between us, but I'll be doing most of the tagwork and blog adjustments
posts made by my lovely girlfriend will refer to me as ‘ whizdom’ in post
love you guys
-whiz
~~~THIS BLOG HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER~~~
Hello,
I am Patience. I am the girlfriend you all have learned to fear. I am a new mod, as well as your new god, and I have taken Whizdom hostage. She is no longer here by choice.
If you ever want to see her alive again, HIT that follow button and BEG for her life.
Love you all! <3
~Mod Patience
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Number 61
“[Using iPad to message Whizdom while taking a bath] I’m gonna put you down so I can submerge my face in the water, be right back!”
Number 60
Me: Who shit in HIS Cheerios?
“Godzilla.”
Number 59
“I haven’t been inspired... since I was but a young man. 32 years of age. I was about to go off to the WAR....”
Number 58
“Psh. Bisexual.”
Me: You say that incredulously. Like that isn’t your sexuality.
“Yeah, WHIZ. Everyone knows bisexuals don’t EXIST. Stop spreading MISINFORMATION.”
Me: They’re just confused.
“Yeah, they’ll all settle into a sexuality someday.”
Number 57
“I lied, I knew that, but hearing it out loud was funnier than I expected.”
Me: Oh.
“I’m so sorry... I lied.... to you...”
Me: Not forgiven.
“That was also a lie, I’m not sorry. I don’t know why I keep lying to you.”
Me: That’s why I didn’t forgive you.
“Good. That is what I want.”
Me, jokingly: This was all just a test of my ability to stand up for myself.
“And you failed.”
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Number 56
Me: im hot in this flannel and long sleeve shirt, lesbian fashion just has a price
“[zoning out] youre always hot”
“wait”
“OH YOU MEANT”
“FRICK”
Number 55
Me: Trigger warning, breaking someone in half.
“That’s called a threat. Just kidding, it’s called a promise.”
Number 54
Me: I’m still a child. Not for long, but I am. I will legally be an adult soon, but I’m legally a child right now. Only legally, though.... I’ll remain a child, but legally I’ll be an adult.
“I’ll legally break you in half!”
Me: I don’t think that’s legal.
“It is, I put legally in front of it.”
Number 53
Me: If I tag things ‘not abuse’, people are going to be like. Is she holding a gun to your head? Blink twice.
“She is.”
Number 52
Me: Okay, I wrote down everything I could remember.
“Which I’m sure wasn’t much.”
Me: Wh---mean!
“[snickering] I’m sorry!”
Me: Mean!
“[only growing more hysterical in laughter] I’m sorry!”
Me: So mean!
“I’m so sorry!”
Me: Why are you so mean?! "I’m sorry", she says, laughing hysterically! D:
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Number 51
Me: Are you saying having a moral crisis makes you a coward?
“Yes.”
Number 50
Me: 🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like- 🎶
“[with strange force] Christmas is OVER, Whiz!”