P A R A N O I D.

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Using this generator.

“I’m twenty-two and when I die I’m goin’ to hell for LIFE.” “Yo, I got a secret, dawg.” “I saw _______ last week. That bitch got two titties dawg. Nipple on each one.” “Yo dawg, wanna hear a secret?” “My doctor tried to molest me when I was five years old.” “Wanna hear another secret?” “I molested HIM.” “You know what those kids used to call me on the playground? Titty Fucker.” “I got a five year old in prison, you understand?” “Yo I think I got another secret, fool.” “I’m allergic to most dick-shaped foods.” “Cucumber, eggplant..” “Man, I can only have corn when it’s not on the cob, dawg.” “Yo, you wanna hear a secret, dawg?” “I’ve been teaching myself magic.” “Where’d this hat come from? Magic, bitch.” “Damn, why don’t you use a napkin?” “Cause I’m environmentally conscious, faggot.” “Aw dawg, I ain’t got no easy life, dawg.” “Man. are you crying?” “Hell naw, bitch you wanna hear a secret?” “We’re all human on the inside, dawg.” “Yo, your neighborhood smells like SHIIIT.” “Dawg, you know what time it is? It’s time for magic.” “Man, the fuck outta my face, dawg.” “I ain’t got a secret at this time.” “..hold up, hold up, hold up. I got a secret now, dawg.” “I haven’t changed my underwear in two days, dawg.” “Do you see this tattoo? It represents how scary I am, dawg.” “I got a funny butthole, dude.” “You know I can’t count to ten? I get up to eight and it gets real fuzzy.” “Man what’s wrong, dawg?” “Yo my girl, ______, left me, dawg.” “It’s okay though man, I got some tricks up my sleeve, bitch.” “Yo, can I tell you a secret, officer?” “I’m high, dawg.” “Yo man, you want some candy?” “MAN, that’s dick shaped. You trying to kill me, dawg?” “____ said I be porkin’ all these bitches, dawg.” “Whaaat? Man, is that true, though??” “Hell nah dawg.” “I’m a player, but I only play pretend.” “Yo. I can tell you a secret, dawg.” “I got held back in the seventh grade, dawg.” “I had to learn English twice.” “It’s why I’m so eloquently spoken, motha fucker.” “Pick a card, bitch.” “It’s a good card, dawg.” “Yo. Wake yo ass up, dawg!” “Psst, I got another secret.” “Yo, what’s that, man?” “I’LL TELL YOU WHEN YA DROP THE FUCKIN’ ATTITUDE.” “Man, don’t eat that.” “Mother fucka, why?” “It’s dick shaped, man.” “You just saved my motha fuckin’ LIFE.” “Sometimes my gramma calls, asks how I’m doin. I tell her. AH, I’m fine, bitch.” “I got one last secret, dawg. It’s one of my biggest secrets I’ve ever kept.” “I’m a liar, dawg.”

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Marry them? Yes | No  Have sex on the first date? Yes | No Confess their attraction first? Yes | No  Have children/adopt? Yes | No  Die for your character? Yes | No  Cheat on your character? Yes | No  Lie to them? Yes | No  Cuddle after sex? Yes | No 

“I’m twenty-two and when I die I’m goin’ to hell for LIFE.” “Yo, I got a secret, dawg.” “I saw _______ last week. That bitch got two titties dawg. Nipple on each one.” “Yo dawg, wanna hear a secret?” “My doctor tried to molest me when I was five years old.” “Wanna hear another secret?” “I molested HIM.” “You know what those kids used to call me on the playground? Titty Fucker.” “I got a five year old in prison, you understand?” “Yo I think I got another secret, fool.” “I’m allergic to most dick-shaped foods.” “Cucumber, eggplant..” “Man, I can only have corn when it’s not on the cob, dawg.” “Yo, you wanna hear a secret, dawg?” “I’ve been teaching myself magic.” “Where’d this hat come from? Magic, bitch.” “Damn, why don’t you use a napkin?” “Cause I’m environmentally conscious, faggot.” “Aw dawg, I ain’t got no easy life, dawg.” “Man. are you crying?” “Hell naw, bitch you wanna hear a secret?” “We’re all human on the inside, dawg.” “Yo, your neighborhood smells like SHIIIT.” “Dawg, you know what time it is? It’s time for magic.” “Man, the fuck outta my face, dawg.” “I ain’t got a secret at this time.” “..hold up, hold up, hold up. I got a secret now, dawg.” “I haven’t changed my underwear in two days, dawg.” “Do you see this tattoo? It represents how scary I am, dawg.” “I got a funny butthole, dude.” “You know I can’t count to ten? I get up to eight and it gets real fuzzy.” “Man what’s wrong, dawg?” “Yo my girl, ______, left me, dawg.” “It’s okay though man, I got some tricks up my sleeve, bitch.” “Yo, can I tell you a secret, officer?” “I’m high, dawg.” “Yo man, you want some candy?” “MAN, that’s dick shaped. You trying to kill me, dawg?” “____ said I be porkin’ all these bitches, dawg.” “Whaaat? Man, is that true, though??” “Hell nah dawg.” “I’m a player, but I only play pretend.” “Yo. I can tell you a secret, dawg.” “I got held back in the seventh grade, dawg.” “I had to learn English twice.” “It’s why I’m so eloquently spoken, motha fucker.” “Pick a card, bitch.” “It’s a good card, dawg.” “Yo. Wake yo ass up, dawg!” “Psst, I got another secret.” “Yo, what’s that, man?” “I’LL TELL YOU WHEN YA DROP THE FUCKIN’ ATTITUDE.” “Man, don’t eat that.” “Mother fucka, why?” “It’s dick shaped, man.” “You just saved my motha fuckin’ LIFE.” “Sometimes my gramma calls, asks how I’m doin. I tell her. AH, I’m fine, bitch.” “I got one last secret, dawg. It’s one of my biggest secrets I’ve ever kept.” “I’m a liar, dawg.”

(oh hey, look at my face)

“I DON’T NEED SLEEP–” He’s staring at a stack of papers in exhausted exasperation, “–I NEED ANSWERS.”

“I-I’m getting worried about you, sir.” Flug admitted, hesitantly setting a hand along his boss’s shoulder. “You look tired.”