WAKE AND COME ALIVE

If i were mr beast id post my cock leaking pre and then disappear forever

The Wheel of Samsara did not account for transformation fetishists. What if I want to be a beast? Ever think of that?

Just called. They thought of it

Your gonna be a chair

is my mahogany beautiful

You are made of balsa and they are painting you puce.

my cousin Crobnar lives in Toronto

you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

less than 1% of americans have defeated a bone dragon, and only 12% have attempted to defeat one in the past 6 months

Very pleased with the effort by the South African team. I'm too scared to hope that anything effectual will come of this, but it's important that there was a cohesive, honest, and powerful argument and timeline with extensive documentation put forth to the world, even if the world rejects it. The last couple of months were a whole lot of passive voice and insultingly vague headlines that it's truly a comfort to see a straightforward accusation.

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post