hallelujah

how green is my lettuce

WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)

*evening dreams about you*

Deadpool | Blatant Bachelor Baiting TV Spot (w/ 2% real roses)

Daisy Ridley and John Boyega at the Star Wars: The Force Awakens Merchandise Launch (03.09.15)

“What I didn’t realize, back when I was this twenty-five-year-old pinup for geeks in that me myself and iconic metal bikini, was that I had signed an invisible contract to stay looking the exact same way for the next thirty to forty years. Well, clearly I’ve broken that contract. Partly because, in an effort to keep up my disguise as a human being, I had a child at some point. And then, in an effort to stay sane for said child, I took pounds and pounds of medications that have the dual effect of causing water retention (think ocean, not lake) while also creating a craving for salad—chocolate salad. So yes, in answer to your unexpressed question, sanity does turn out to come at a heavy price.”