turn off the game console, now!

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

British guys when they cum probably: ive came ive bloody came

more of a peeve than a strong stance or anything, but it does get under my skin a bit how much people beg for permission to say bad words, like it's something you checklist into unlocking rather than a word you understand the implications of (however you'd use it) and then consciously choose to say or abstain from saying. but also, acknowledgedly, that's just a single spur on my gripe-leviathan of moralism, which is a consistent feature

"does he have permission to say..." "... well I'm allowed to say..." "what are some slurs I can reclaim as..." like good god take some agency, you're not allowed to do anything at all and have no permission from anyone