bitchass

For my next trick, I'm going the fuck back to bed

Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.

A short conversation related to your trip is fine. Long conversations about random topics entirely unrelated to your journey are not.

wait are you for real, like you're saying people have to hold a conversation that everyone on the bus can relate to? like "wow I love how the library looks today" and everybody turns and looks out the right side of the bus

no, i think they're saying it's okay to tell the person on the phone a brief update, basically to get them off the phone so that you can talk later. but having a full blown conversation is disrespectful to the other riders, no one wants to hear about whatever you're talking on the phone about.

one of my favorite tidbits about speedrunning that comes up every time the games done quick marathons come around is how Wind Waker speedruns are about five hours long because of the giant wall in Hyrule that actually forces the runner to play the game because they’ve been throwing shit at this wall for over a decade and still can’t figure out a way past it. the wall in hyrule is entirely unglitchable and the only way past it is to play the game properly. the speedrun would be like one hour if they could get past this wall but nope, it’s five hours. fuck the wall.

This is the kind of information I want on my dash

Cant believe the only way to beat The wall™ is to stop it from ever existing in the first place

The line “seventy invisible grappling hooks” killed me

Dittos a stupid fuckng name. The cunts over at Pokemon havent the foggiest what their doing. He should be called Plopso or Peepto or summat. He shuold be Blorpkis.