I Think Too Much

Hence the invention of the Porch

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dark souls is cool becasue theres no human infrastructure or sense of normal living

just like seattle

Enough oil on that man to fry a gotdam turkey dinder

It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D

…that is exactly what it sounds like

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

or, telekinetic frog flays local man who doesn’t understand personal space