world’s #1 freak

Thinking about a guy who is caught unzipping his pants behind a tree while on a hike or in the park, and firmly told that he'd better not be trying to pee there because it's not okay. The guy quickly zips up again, hoping the park ranger didn't see that his underwear was already wet, and promises he won't. The ranger takes pity on him and offers to lead him to the proper facilities, which he accepts, but he was so close already. Soon he starts leaking again, grabbing himself whenever the ranger isn't looking, telling himself he can definitely hold it... And he's not even halfway there when he loses control and soaks himself in the middle of the trail.

Intox this shotgunning that. How about you make me take hits off the bong nestled between your thighs so the only thing i can think about is giving you the most fuzzy-brained sloppy-style head, huh? You ever think about that?

someone trying to be nonchalant about how badly they need to go but theyre white-knuckle squeezing their crotch and blushing so hard they can barely see

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

and we’re not wearing deodorant either. okay?

chewtoy 4 chewtoy we both end up covered in bite marks n hickies n so many sensitive spots to poke which makes cuddling afterwards a very twitchy experience

guy who cares way too much about proper animal husbandry and is annoying to do petplay bdsm scenes with

you've been a bad dog... what? no, i'm not gonna punish you. animals respond better to positive reinforcement. you should know that. i've only talked about it a thousand times.

Earlier today in a scene my domme was degrading me and making fun of me for wanting to cum and they were like “have you ever heard of a fleshlight that cums??? Of course not, now be a good toy” and holy shit holy shit holy shit still thinkin bout it

free use bottom in the friend group call that the poly pocket

”atta boy” hmgggggg it’s alll over the fucking walls like plaster you might as well spank my ass too fuckkkk

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

placing your hand on the hilt of your knight’s sword and watching them get stiff and rigid when you stroke your fingers across it, like they can feel your touch on their weapon like it’s an extension of themselves and now they can’t help but imagine how soft those strokes would feel elsewhere…..

i loved half-undressed sex when you still have your top on but it’s all rucked up around your tits and your panties are tugged to the side or barely down past the swell of your ass and your socks are on and maybe your foot is still tangled in a pant leg

guiding someone’s hands to the places you like to be touched while they gaze at you with such awe will always be PEAK