animal crossing is my life

whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.

"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

women matter.

sorry

character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters

Speak for yourself. I think Rouge the Bat would love my Rouge playlist. Every time I found a smooth jazz, acid jazz, nu jazz, or jazz house song that fit her style, I thought “damn Rouge would love this,” and added them to a playlist, specifically for her to listen to.

Okay. Well Rouge the Bat isn't real. So I don't think she's gonna listen to that.

Me preparing a meal for my pet gamer

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

people are writing avengers AUs, david tennant is all over tumblr, and everyone is talking about dan howell…finally it is once again 2012. i can be at peace.

I think about this video every waking moment

I love crowley but he was drinking his dumb bitch juice about the whole holy water thing. he goes into a church for probably the first time in his life in 1941, sees and comments on how the h water it’s just out unguarded, considers it an outlier, and decides a few decades later to plan an elaborate scheme so he can steal some………bby boy………

Listen he did that elaborate nonsense just to get Aziraphale’s attention, that’s why he met w those people in Soho of all places

crowley, yelling into a megaphone: I’m about to do something VERY stupid. I’ve been given no other option than to rob a CHURCH. it would be an absolute shame if someone, anyone, perhaps an ANGEL were to stop me

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

……you can go now

what if texas just like……. kept going