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In France if you suffer from hair loss as a teenage girl and cannot afford a real hair wig the school will try and force you to go to class bald. The school will make you buy a chemotherapy turban, you will buy two different so that the school can choose which one they prefer and you will prove that they are chemotherapy turban and not hijab but once you wear it they will change their mind and say it looks too much like a hijab and insist on you going bald or buying a real hair wig that you cannot afford.
If your doctor makes multiple documents confirming that you suffer from alopecia because of stress and the medicine you have to take for your epilepsy and that wearing a bonnet or something is recommended for your mental health as youβre not ready to go out bald in high school as a teenage girl, instead of admitting they are wrong the school will accuse the doctor of lying and report him to the Ordre des MΓ©decins (equivalent of the General Medical council). Your doctor will find himself asking you for a document stating that you are not Muslim in order to defend himself and prove that no he wasnβt colluding with you so you could wear a substitute for hijab.
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In France if you are a North African nurse at a public hospital and wear a fabric surgical cap they will try to make you remove it because apparently itβs a hidden hijab. They will accuse you of going against secularism and when youβll argue that they are discriminating you by assuming youβre Muslim for a surgical cap on your head they will change their angle and claim that you should wear nothing on your hair because you wear the same surgical cap in multiple bedroom which is unhygienic apparently (which is a bullshit argument cause you wear the same scrub/uniform in different bedrooms as well). They will go as far as claiming that disposable scrub caps (you know the thin papery ones?) are not okay to wear in a hospital even if you change it regularly. And then they will fire you for a lack of hygiene because you wear a surgical cap.
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All of that will be done in the name of secularism and womenβs right despite having nothing do with either quite the opposite.
The teenage girlβs story is also not just about racism and Islamophobia itβs also about ableism as the girl is convinced that the real reason the school is trying to push her out is because she had an epilepsy crisis in class and nobody knew what to do and the school nurse was absent. It could have ended badly had her best friend not known what to do to help. Apparently it was bad enough to cancel class for the rest of the day and the teacher was shocked to the point of ending on sick leave.
oh and don't forget that many parts of France mandate by law how much skin women must show in swimsuits, which they claim is about not getting street dirt in public pools but which is disproportionately enforced on Muslim or even just Middle Eastern/North African women
(and of course is also some forced nudity misogynistic bullshit in general, to boot)
I didn't really care too much about the french government previously, but now I want every one of that scum dead almost as much as the american government.
What if I tell you that the guy people (internationally) were fawning about because he was the youngest and first openly gay prime minister we had in France is remembered for one thing that he is still very proud of. He passed a law making βabayaβ illegal at school. Except there is literally zero way to distinguish a βabayaβ from a summer dress or any long dress. So what happened is that Arab and Black girls ended up being profiled at school and school staff ended up deciding that if a Arab or Black girl says that this is not a βabayaβ one way to know for sure was to ask them what they were wearing underneathβ¦
So we have grown adults asking underage girls what they are wearing under their dress and if they wear shorts and not just underwear they have to remove the dress and stay in short or they get send back homeβ¦ grown ass ADULTS checking what UNDERAGE Black and Arab girls wear under their dresses and making them undress or lose access to education. Thatβs where weβre at in Franceβ¦
(And you canβt wear a headband either if youβre Black or Arab but thatβs an other subject.)
P.S: For the white French people who will be disingenuous and claim that these laws donβt target Arab and Black girls they actually do because itβs only illegal to wear these stuff if youβre Muslim and because Islam is a racialized religion in the West, France assume that all Black and Arab folks in France are Muslim so white girls are not affected by these laws.
I had been planning for a while to write something about the racist harassment campaign against Jason Arday, but the news of his death yesterday takes this whole situation to another level. It's the most outrageous thing that has happened in UK academia in my recent memory, and there's no point hoping the perpetrators will learn anything from it because they got exactly what they wanted: a successful Black man hounded to his death.
I actually read through all the allegations against him last week, and I found them really odd. As someone who is both a former distance runner and a former academic in UK academia, I felt like I had some context for things that other people might not have, so I'll run through a few of them here to show what I mean.
One was that he claimed he ran 30 marathons over a period of 35 days, something all his critics seem to think shows unbelievable levels of fitness. But it is honestly not that hard for a physically fit person to do that, because you can literally walk 95% of the distance, lightly jog the rest, and still say you "ran a marathon". It's really a question of whether it is possible to for Arday to have walked 26.2 miles 30 times in 35 days, which, yeah, of course it is. The vast majority of people who say they have "run a marathon" have walked some or all of it, that's normal, that's a standard colloquial understanding of the phrase "run a marathon" that no one normally nit-picks. It is also perfectly plausible that he ran all of them too, not at the pace he would use in a race of course, but at an easy speed. You don't need to be an elite to do that, just a talented runner who isn't injury-prone. There are a lot of "advanced amateur" runners out there running 150 miles per week at an easy pace, with one weekly rest day, and if you do that for 5 weeks you've essentially done what Arday says he did, it's not that unusual tbh.
Another is his "running 600 miles in 6 days" claim, which I've seen variously described as "on a treadmill" or "between London and Edinburgh". And like, yeah, it's unlikely that anyone but an elite ultra runner was able to run a 600 mile route from London to Edinburgh in 6 days, because he would basically have had to be moving non-stop, with all those elevation changes and road crossings, and had a support team refuelling him, providing water, toilet facilities, recharging his head torches, swapping out his shoes and socks for clean pairs, etc etc. But imagine if he ran 100 miles in 24 hours on a treadmill at home, able to go to the bathroom or get fuel and water whenever, then took 6 days off and did it again the next week, until he had done it six times. I can understand how someone would describe that as "600 miles in 6 days" because 6 days was the amount of time he was on his feet, and I can imagine him describing that as "London to Edinburgh" to give some context for the scale of the distance. It's totally plausible that he did this, even if it is framed in a way to make it sound as inspirational as possible, framing your achievements this way is not actually lying and is such an incredibly common thing for people to do that criticising him for it is really weird. If your friend said that at the pub and you found out they meant 6 sets of 24 hours rather than 6 consecutive days, you might say "ohhh, I thought you meant 6 days in a row", but you probably wouldn't make a substack post trying to get them fired over it.
Then there's his PhD thesis. There were sentences in it that were identical to sentences in other academic work by other people, so characterising this as "plagiarism" makes sense I guess, since it literally is. But copying whole paragraphs from other people's papers and changing a couple of words is incredibly common behaviour for academics. Particularly in the Introduction section of a paper, you are expected to give a potted history of the subject, citing as many of your peers as possible since they will be the ones reviewing you (and getting annoyed if you didn't praise them). You really just want to publish your results, but the form of academic journals demands that you be a historian of your subject as well as a practitioner of it. It's not surprising that academics under pressure to publish as quickly as possible will plagiarise the parts of their paper that they consider irrelevant busywork just to get it over with: they simply don't think it matters, it's not the point of the paper. Personally, I always wrote specific introductions and didn't even self-plagiarise (which is something 99% of academics do) but, as readers of my blog will know, I actually really enjoy writing long and rambling histories of things and most academics really really don't.
Additionally, PhD theses are generally things you write at the very end of your PhD, compiling work you have already done and writing thousands of words of connecting text to attempt to join everything up into a single narrative even if there isn't one. It can be a really frustrating experience because you know no one is ever going to read it but you still have to do it because the PhD examination system is so archaic. I reckon if you ran the PhD theses of every professor in the UK through a plagiarism algorithm, you would find that the majority of them had lifted whole sentences from other people's work just to speed up what is fundamentally a waste of everyone's time, and it doesn't say anything about the legitimacy of their actual research at all.
Another thing mentioned is that Arday was supposedly an inadequate supervisor for research projects. I find this criticism so odd as a former academic because it is a common opinion among research students that you generally shouldn't choose a professor ("Professor" is a senior academic title in the UK) as your supervisor because they are never going to give you nearly enough attention. They are so busy that they will either get a PhD student or postdoc to supervise you instead, or they will try to supervise you personally and be terrible at it because they don't have the mental space to handle it. The best supervisors are junior research fellows or junior lecturers, because they actually have time for you, they are often enthusiastic, and they're actually closer to the cutting edge of research because they are more junior. The number of UK research students complaining about a professor being an inadequate supervisor must be in the thousands annually, but most of their complaints don't end up on the front page of The Times.
Another thing that is brought up is how this story marks the supposed fall of the once-great University of Cambridge. For context, I have never been directly employed by a Cambridge college as Arday was (he was a Fellow of Jesus College), but a lot of researchers who work for Cambridge University, as I once did, don't do so through the collegiate system. I have worked for two different Cambridge research institutes, been to their fancy dinners, given multiple seminars to Cambridge academics, been managed by Cambridge professors, and supervised the research of Cambridge students, so I have a fair amount of experience with the place. The majority of Cambridge University academics are as clueless and incompetent as academics at any other university. Universities that have a "world-leading reputation" continue to have that reputation due to a self-fulfilling prophecy: when a journal editor receives a paper that says "University of Cambridge" on it, they are much more likely to publish it; when a funding organisation receives an application from Cambridge they are much more likely to fund it; and so Cambridge gets more funding and produces more high-quality journal articles than other universities, so its reputation stays high. But there's nothing special about it really. The majority of Cambridge academics I have met are simply better-connected, not smarter, than their peers at "lesser" universities. Most Cambridge academic appointments are essentially nepo hires in my experience: someone on the interview panel owes a favour to another professor, that professor wants their student to get a research fellowship, and so their student gets it, irrespective of how competent they are. I'm not saying this out of bitterness: although I was peripheral to most of this stuff I sometimes benefitted from this system too, and got the occasional academic appointment or award out of being lucky enough to befriend the right person at the right time. It is commonly said by those outside Oxford and Cambridge that there is no point applying for a position at those universities because they will always give preferential treatment to those who are already part of the Oxford or Cambridge ecosystem. That makes Arday's appointment all the more impressive because he actually did come from outside.
This whole saga began when Nathan Cofnas, a white-supremacist "philosopher", published a substack post highlighting all the inconsistencies he had found in Arday's work. That post got picked up by the rightwing and centrist press (the UK has no leftwing press) and was basically the top story in all UK newspapers for over a week, until Arday finally resigned. Tumblr users will be very familiar with the playbook here: we have all seen that certain demographics (notably Black people, trans women, and especially Black trans women) seem to attract obsessed stalkers who rake through everything they have ever said to find supposedly problematic things to take out of context and blow out of all proportion; and that the wider public, already primed to think the worst of these demographics, just lap it up. What was unusual in this situation was that the harassment was carried out on the front pages of UK newspapers rather than on social media. Arday was put in a position where he couldn't even leave his house without someone recognising him as the guy from the news.
In a particularly tragic twist, Arday was well aware of this phenomenon and even delivered a lecture about it in April this year called "Wanted Dead or Alive: the Playbook". He explained how conservatives were trawling through the work of every single Black academic, in both the US and UK, trying to find anything at all they could use to bring them down. He begged his colleagues to not stand by and let it happen, that they had to take a stand against this kind of thing.
It is so hard to try to explain to people who don't share your marginalisation that it can manifest as severe overreactions to minor offences, because they just won't accept it. They will ignore your point and instead focus on scolding you for those same minor offences, no matter if they themselves have done the same things. Anything but perfection is enough to bring you down, and even if you are perfect they will still be able to find something they can take out of context. Meanwhile white academics can get away with even major offences without consequence, because no one is trawling through their PhD theses in the first place, and even if someone did, that someone is unlikely to be taken seriously by the rightwing press, and even if they were, everyone would be primed to forgive the academic rather than hound them to their death. It's so sad to know that Arday was aware of the very thing that was soon going to happen to him, and that his attempts to convince his peers to be aware of the nature of white-supremacist harassment was simply ignored.
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I was gonna describe Palpatineβs spaces as like the bloody insides of a large beast, but the more I thought about it
β¦Palpatineβs office is a womb right? Its where Sidiousβ perfect apprentice is developed. Heβs nurtured in this space by Palpatine until he Anakin leaves it reborn Vader.
Like thereβs really so much to say about Palpatine and yonic symbolism.
Heβs also almost an anti-mother. With Anakin only knowing a motherβs love, and both of his major conflicts being about saving his mother and the mother of his children, Palpatine is a perversion of both. With Palpatine eventually replacing both Shmi and PadmΓ©. Initially taking a nurturing role throughout his conflict over his mother, and eventually becoming the person Vader is most dedicated to through his conflict over PadmΓ©.
Shmiβs child (Anakin) dies and is reborn Darth Vader. Idk itβs just paired with the raw bloody entrance like outfit we wears. Theyβre in this red organ like office and Vader is being born through Sidious. Its almost a gory birth scene.
Then thereβs like the inverse of Anakin with his mother happening in this scene. With Palpatine arriving on time.
...okay I had to read the words 'Palpatine and yonic symbolism' with my own two eyes so now you do too. I wish I could find one single thing about this to dispute but I can't.
basically begging people to look at the the onion headed infowars shit theyre putting out this is fucking me up badly
turns out the creator yugioh the abridged series, littlekuriboh, goes by she/her now. trans women make literally everything on the internet

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to fallout 4's immense discredit in the matter, its decision to mandatorily define all female player characters as lawyers who married a soldier puts it behind literal fallout 1 on "does the female character feel like you're the punchline to a joke"
to elaborate on that a bit, it's actually toothgrittingly misogynistic that they contrived a scenario where there are two player characters and one of them was clearly conceptualised as The Wife of the Male Player Character, while the other was made as a character first. it's remarkable they managed to do that in a game with a character creator and no mechanical distinction between genders
that's what I mean though. when the male character has to kill people and operate power armour, it's to be expected because that's what was being set up by his history as a soldier, but when the female character does the same, it's funny because she was a lawyer. one is unremarkable and the other is a joke
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#it's really something. though it does add a fun flavor when the lawyer wife immediately goes on a killing spree through the wastes #not really a good or very interesting one mind. but it's there
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say what you will about john mcafee (and you should.) but that guy could fucking post
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"here's an AI generated slopaganda picture of a US soldier about to be slimed the fuck out by a Jihadist alien samurai, give us one point five trillion dollars"

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i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that
hey idk if your reblog of Elizabeth Holmes and her company Theranos was ironic or not (totally cool if it was meant to be reblog-slop) but just so you know, shes in prison for fraud. not a girl boss, she fucked over a lot of people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Holmes
Wow I had no idea