With great confidence comes great wanfidence

Wow, it’s the most precious and pure thing ever

*Violently presses button for ability that's on cooldown*

Fullmetal alchemist also tackled the issues of imperialism, genocide, PTSD, friendly fire, racism, war brutality, and military corruption unflinchingly. “Most military commanders are killed by their own disgusted soldiers.” indeed.

I just realized that most women in the FMA universe have big boobs and that this isn’t even highlighted in the series (or in the manga). …This took me a while…

Well, where ELSE would their excess raw power and badassery go?

wholesome

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

@realm-of-spells

Oh my god, this is such a mood 

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO