Perpetually Confused

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

stop drawing olruggio buff. you can make him fatter if you want but you can't give him any muscle tone, i'm putting my foot down. i wont let you closedminded migratory-slash-brained six pack fiends do this. the man is an anemic waif with zero consistency in the timing or amount of eating and sleeping he does who hunches under the weight of his own bespoke cape. and if you can't love him on those terms you don't deserve any yaoi.

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Shout out to mediocre black people actually. Shout out to black people who are bad at shit. You don’t need to be the best for your life to matter.

can everyone be normal about something i found at the tide pools

in case it's not clear: that's a 16oz water bottle

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

like the usual arguments are "not everyone can afford video games or have the software to pirate" or "you can be a fan of a game's story, but not it's gameplay" but also some people just have more fun watching other people be really good at starcraft or speedrun super mario 64, i don't think that's a particularly out of the box way to engage with the medium.

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble