Tender Wolf

Patroclus being weak man in need of Achilles' protection must be the funniest misconception. In the Iliad, in his final battle he killed like approximately four dozen men (one of them a son of Zeus), tried climbing the Trojan war four times, stopped by Apollo, who popped up to tell him to quit that, then got divinely unarmored, his weapons shattered, got wounded by a spear (by a man too afraid of him, armorless and weaponless now, to finish him off) and THEN fatally wounded by Hector. That is not a man in need of anyone's protection, that is a beast

I still like the song of Achilles but this is soooo true

Omgg

can’t a guy take a bath with his friends that are boys

There’s a fly in my soup there’s a snake in my boot there’s a star man waiting in the sky