bueno ya

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

LUMBERDRAC

take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are (remembers im playing at a gay bar on bear night) men

where is the poll button

only some people have it

thanks. can I ask you another question

go for it

how did you put the entire fucking bee movie in your header?

I had to upload it there after they stopped me from being able to use it as my icon

because he will

he will

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What I love about this pornbot joke is its completely ephemeral nature. It exists in an *extremely* specific place and time. It took me ten minutes to explain it to my husband last night. 🤌🤌🤌

This is almost exactly how it went.

Mr. Minos is lying about his age.